(Not my image. One I found on the internet.)
Whilst Obarmy starts his sabre rattling at Syria, Corporal Clegg and Pinocchio Cameron are standing behind him, rattling two cutlery knives, a fork, and a spoon.
That's all we have left in the kitchen draw of the divided island, after all the defence cuts. The only guns we have now, are being deployed in the countryside at the moment, in the hands of thugs and crackpot marks scum, in the merciless slaughter of the countries Badgers; and very likely the next targets will be Deer, Foxes, stray cats and dogs. All potential carriers of Bovine TB.
It's not the farmers fault the cattle have this terrible disease because of years of filthy farm management.
The name of the disease is a bit of a giveaway to anyone with an ounce of sense though.
Enjoy a few birds while we still have some.
Another potential target; Herring Gull
And I'll finish with two not very good shots of a Harrier, I saw recently at Frampton Marsh
I thought at first a Marsh Harrier, male; but to my knowledge, they don't have a light rump. It was suggested to me that it might be a Montagu's Harrier. If any more cleverer birders out there have any ideas, or know what it is, I'd like to know.